Username: heatherbat

Real Name: heather vespertilio

Location: dallas, texas

My Website: [none entered]

Member Since: February 22, 2007

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About Me:

i'm a bitty bat.

 

i spend most of my time knitting, watching adult swim, and infiltrating suburbia with my husband, cat, dog, and small army of rats.

 

i confuse people because i'm equally likely to be listening to petula clark, dr hook, anthrax, or suicidal tendencies at any given time.

 

i've had a crush on axl rose since i was 5. i still think his white trash ass is hot. even with the crappy plastic surgery. i also have a (serious) crush on freddy krueger. there is possibly no accounting for my taste.

 

i've got ink and piercings, and a pair of steel toed boots that are over a decade old that i still wear nearly daily. i also still sleep with my stuffed lion i've had for 22 years.

 

i'm a "buy a new sectional sofa and a 95 volvo, then brutally take over the planet with angry robots and my vast armory of assault rifles and shotguns" kind of girl. you will all fall before me, unless i pick you to be in my harem. then you will still fall before me... just in a more pleasant way.

 

and i'm a fucking sucker for hair metal and power ballads.

 

what?

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