You're probably wondering why you need a hot ringtone for your cell phone. After all, the standard ring that comes with your phone is cool enough, right?

Wrong. The ring that comes with your phone is lame and boring. Unless you want people to think that you are also lame and boring, you need a hot ringtone. All of the great human beings throughout time have had hot ringtones. George Washington? He had a hot ringtone. Winston Churchill? Hot ringtone. Martin Luther King? Hot ringtone. Even Mother Teresa was blasting some hot ringtones as she was saving people in impoverished nations. If you want to be like these great historical figures, one thing is certain: You need a hot ringtone.