Season 7 of "American Idol" is in full swing, and if you're reading this, chances are you're one of the 30+ million people that tune into "Idol" each week. You probably love following the contestants as they get whittled down to 24,12, 6, and finally 1. You enjoy watching Simon Cowell rip into someone after a bad performance (even though you act like you hate him). You like watching Paula Abdul act crazy, and Randy Jackson repeat the words "yo dog" over and over.