No, really. I do. I've been grumping at my desk all day for various reasons, but one of them is the Internet sucks on April Fools Day. It really and truly does. Everyone is trying to be clever or funny, when 99% of them are simply neither. It also makes my job ten times harder than normal, since occasionally, a band will post something that is maybe, possibly true.

Which brings me to this post from Hemmingway. Yes, that one -- Pete Wentz' dog, who happens to have his own MySpace. [Note to self: Have your dog befriend his dog on MySpace, just because that's cute.] Hemmingway sent out a bulletin today to all his friends:

wedding bells are a ringing. If you want to be apart of my fathers and soon to be mothers wedding and live in or is near las vegas get your asses over to a little white chapel. no cameras are allowed, must bring a gift you stingy bastards. here is the information: the World Famous Little White Wedding Chapel located on 1301 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, Nevada 89104, exactly 1/2 mile past the Stratosphere hotel.

Phone: 1-702-382-5943, Toll Free: 1-800-545-8111, Fax: 1-702-382-1865

 

see you there at 9 pm

Yo, ho, ho. That's hilarious!

I wonder how many people will show up... with gifts in hand.

Of course, earlier today, I saw an article that said Pete and Ashlee broke up after a blow-up at a restaurant... on a site that also claimed Kevin Federline fled the country and gave his kids back to Britney Spears. See what I mean? Stupid-ass April Fools Day.

I have no idea why Hemmingway/Pete are giving out the numbers to a wedding chapel when in all honesty, the only number anyone should be calling today is 248-434-5508.

I'm mad at you, Internet, for sucking hardcore today.