If no publicity is bad publicity, then Sting just got some "good" publicity from Blender. Not to say I've ever really been a huge Sting fan, but even I am clueless as to how he was able to top Scott "Arms Wide Open" Stapp, who came in at No. 3.

Sting's lyrics were blasted for being filled with "mountainous pomposity (and) cloying spirituality." Yikes.