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Irony: Name Your Band Strung Out, Get Your Stuff Stolen by Strung Out Losers

Let's face it -- when your van and trailer disappears from the shitty Days Inn in a crappy part of Philadelphia, the people who took it are going to be pretty strung out. I've actually stayed at the Days Inn the band is speaking of, and I assure you, it's not somewhere you want to be stranded. Especially when you know crackheads have stolen pretty much everything you own, in the middle of your tour.

If you're in Philadelphia, or the general area, be on the lookout for the band's fairly distinctive van: It's a light blue ford E 350 15 passenger van with a white trailer with white rims. There is a bull skull mounted on the front of the grill. The band says they don't want to, or plan to, call off their tour, but they also have a lot to figure out.

This sucks so hard... I'm supposed to see these guys on Saturday in NYC, damnit.