There are certain times when you know you should restrain yourself, but it's nearly impossible. This is one of the those times.

Christina Aguilera's new fragrance, "Simply Christina," is in stores beginning this week. At this point, there are at least a dozen jokes that could be made about smelling like Christina Aguilera, but being the classy gentleman that I am, I'll try to hold myself back.

 

"Simply Christina" contains a mixture of jasmine, amber and vanilla. How three strippers fit in a tiny perfume bottle, I have no idea.

 

Alright, maybe I'm not that classy...