Keith Urban has blamed paparazzi for causing him to crash his motorcycle on the way to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Urban is no Princess of Wales and he certainly was left uninjured, but this is the kind of craziness that makes the paparazzi so slimy.

Urban wrecked his bike near his and wife Nicole Kidman's home in Sydney. He later released a statement about the accident.

"While out riding to an AA meeting, a time when my privacy is especially important to me, I felt myself being pursued. I sped up, and in an effort to elude an oncoming car, which was making an illegal U-turn, saw no choice but to drop my bike," Urban said