Season 5 of the hit TV show "Dancing With The Stars" premiered last night, and millions tuned in to see what this year's contestants had to offer. You may wonder why anyone would want to watch a show about dancing celebrities, but the truth is, dancing has always been one of the pillars of entertainment in our society.

Throughout the past century, people have constantly been coming up with new fad dances. When one dance fades, another is there to take its place. The songs, the people, the clothing, the styles, and the morals may all change, but every one of these dances is held together by a common thread.

They're all really stupid.