Not surprisingly, the man who once checked into rehab for a caffeine addiction is now suffering a new "addiction" that he just can't break -- calorie counting. Apparently, we've found the male [and I use that term loosely] rock star version of Bridget Jones. Only I bet "Robbie Williams' Diary" would be a somewhat less painful read....

According to someone who had a fling with Robbie last August, and who has been discussing the contents of his freezer with the press, there's nothing in it but sugar-free ice pops. Which he is also "addicted" to.

Never one to back down from sharing his thoughts, Robbie Williams recently spoke to The Observer, noting he'd like to kill the paparazzi outside Britney Spears' house. Which he just happens to pass by every day.

What I want to know is: does he want to kill them because he's worried about her well-being? Or because they don't even notice him passing by?

Then again, Robbie has been unable to break through in the American market as a singer, and Americans do love their crazed murderers/serial killers. Plus, we'll need something to watch if the whole Phil Spector trial ever winds down... so I say he goes for it. It could have a very positive impact on his career.

In a recent interview, Jon Bon Jovi lashed out at Oasis and Robbie Williams, claiming "they couldn't fill a bar," as well as Pete Doherty and David Beckham, dismissing them all as nobodies. I wonder if Jon Bon Jovi could find this new place I just heard about, England, on a map... I hear these people sell out stadiums over there.

Sorry ladies, Robbie's heart has been won by a bit of a cougar -- ex-model Clare Staples. Mom?? Is that you?

That is the rumor. Apparently the producers of "Desperate Housewives" are interested in having Robbie Williams and soccer star David Beckham play lovers in a future episode of the show.

Robbie Williams has claimed to be England's national treasure. Done laughing? Alright...

There will be a celebration party at my place this Saturday.

Further evidence that Robbie Williams may be completely insane.

Robbie Williams, far more famous in the US for being addicted to rehab than anything else he's done, has discovered "blogging" and decided to really tear Tina -- whoever she is -- a new one. It's fun watching people be insane, so here you go.

The Ivor Novello Awards... is that like the Razzies? It must be, right?