Marilyn Manson

Fact: The Nightmare Before Christmas is one of the best movies ever made, if not the best movie ever made. As such, here are a bunch of fan-made videos for the soundtrack songs that were covered by popular bands, in honor of Halloween, which is tomorrow.

Marilyn Manson - "This is Halloween"


Fall Out Boy - "What's This?"


Panic! At the Disco - "This Is Halloween"


She Wants Revenge - "KIdnap the Sandy Claws"


Halloween is tomorrow... are you ready?

Have you ever wondered what Marilyn Manson's house looks like? Now that it is on the market [for 1.1 million, which really isn't all that much money, in the scheme of things] you can take a peek inside. The house is bright, sunny, and sparsely furnished. It's not decorated, and there is no evidence of a huge collection of taxidermy, nor are there any photos of his Chinese skeleton.



You think that pool has a "Notice there's no "p" in our ool. Let's keep it that way!" sign?

Yes, yes, I know. School shootings are very serious. But seeing as Manson has repeatedly tried to interject his name into other tragedies, and harps on the Columbine shootings, he should be pretty pumped.

At the same time, I bet he's crying to his barely legal girlfriend that his album came out in June, and it's way too late for the news to be reporting a school shooter "worshiped" him. He needed this publicity months ago, not now, damnit.

If you were looking forward to the Christmas album that was going to feature Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood duets, guess what? It's not happening. Mostly because Evan is afraid Manson's fans would "crucify" them.

Go, Evan, that's the spirit! Wait... no. That's Easter I'm thinking of. Oh well, either way, they're not singing together any time soon, so put your crosses away.

I guess he didn't get the memo concerning the fact that Spider-Man is emo, not... well, whatever it is Manson is. In other news, someone is actually making "Spider-Man: The Musical"?

Dude: "Hey, want to get wasted this weekend?"
Dude #2: "Hell yeah, what you got on hand?"
Dude: "I got some Mansinthe!"
Dude #2: "..."

It appears that Mr. Manson, who I suppose isn't quite done with his mid-life crisis, might be not-so-quietly plotting a Christmas covers album with girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood. Who didn't see this coming? I mean, Christmas and Manson are the most logical pairing since bread and butter.

It seems Mr. Manson did a nice little video for "Putting Holes in Happiness." No bloody, screaming orgasms from his teenage girlfriend in this one, but hey, you can't go using that in every video now, can you?

While the tour is short -- only four dates -- the first is at London Wembley Arena, which should ensure all who want to see the show will be able to.

Manson has not only lost his edge and his relevance, but he's also lost his wit, as proven by this radio clip.