It seems like Courtney Love can't let her long-running -- and completely illogical -- feud with Madonna end. In a recent MySpace post, that may be legendary simply because she managed to spell 97% of the words correctly, Courtney decided to start babbling about Madonna, seemingly unprovoked.

 

She said Madonna was a great businesswoman, but a "joke" when it came to being a "relevant musician." Somehow, Courtney has decided that Madonna "never sings from her gut or heart or intuition," which is her major problem with the pop star's music.

 

This makes sense -- after all, Courtney Love is a shining example of artistic integrity. Nobody has ever accused her of having her boyfriends, husbands, or other musicians write her albums for her or anything.

 

*cough*Cobain*cough*

*cough*Reznor*cough*

*cough*Corgan*cough*

 

Oh, sorry... I have an adverse reaction to artificial indoor heat that makes me cough sometimes. Where was I? Oh yes, Courtney Love, artiste.

 

Here's her extremely articulate philosophy on how to work, and why she is better than Madonna. I think:

ambition and sass and shrewd does not equal great art- hard work and major dsicipline doesnt equal great art and all of those are great things- i covet them i have great disciplne and i do work like a bionic thing.

This is sort of like the written version of one of those magic eye paintings... every time you look at it, you see something different. That said, I'd really like to know how a bionic... thing... works. For that matter, I'd like to know what a bionic thing is, beyond some random figment of Courtney Love's imagination.

 

 

 

 

Madonna dated Tupac a year before his death, and wanted to have Pac's babies.

 

A so-called friend of Madonna's has written a book, called Madonna: Like an Icon, in which she reveals that interesting fact, in addition to the following claim:

 

She was going out with him... but homegirls were saying to him, 'I can't believe you're going out with a white girl,' - so she got dumped!

 

And that was the last time a black guy ever fell for a white girl.

 

So let me get this straight. In the last year of his life, Tupac released "California Love" and dated Still-Attractive Madonna? I don't know why everyone feels so bad for him. The guy went out on top.

 

 

Maxim has succeeded by showing ridiculously hot chicks in as little clothing as possible. It's an amazing business model. But today, Maxim has changed things up by unveiling its new list of "The Five Unsexiest Women Alive."



Here's the list...

Madonna's groundbreaking deal with Live Nation is official. Rolling Stone confirmed that the singer and the live music company have agreed to a ten-year deal.
Though monetary figures are not being revealed, it is rumored that Madonna will get $120 million to put out three new albums.

Madonna is about to make a shitload of money. According to new reports, the singer is close to leaving her label, Warner Music Group, in favor of a $120 million deal with concert promoter Live Nation. Live Nation would take care of Madonna's recording, touring, promotion, licensing and merchandising, making this a groundbreaking deal. Also making this groundbreaking are the reports that Madonna will receive a general advance of $17.5 million, plus a $50-60 million advance to make three new studio albums.



That's enough money to feed, like, 900 African babies.

Madonna spent the recent Jewish New Year in Israel, celebrating with the nation's President, Shimon Peres.

Madonna, who was raised Catholic, began following the Kabbalah several years ago, even taking on the Hebrew name Esther for a little while before realizing it wasn't very marketable.

While Osama bin Laden is busy pushing back the release of his new video like it were Chinese Democracy, another terrorist leader is stepping up to the plate to fill the void of dickheaded threats.

As the story goes, Madonna was backstage attempting to meet up with the band, when a security guard mistook her for a crazed fan, put her in a headlock and escorted her out of the dressing room.

Penstone Kilembe, the Malawian official in charge of overseeing Madonna's adoption, has allegedly been dropped from the case after he asked the singer for money.

A Malawian official who was supposed to observe Madonna's family had been barred from traveling to the U.K. It appears he will now be allowed to enter the country.