Shoutmouth | Kevin Federline

Kevin Federline to Crash on Oprah's Couch

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 14:16:48 GMT

Kevin "The American Dream" Federline is going to be on "Oprah" in early 2008. This is a big moment in K-Fed's career; however, it does suck for the guy who has to cover his shift at McDonald's that day.

News of the World says that Federline is appearing on the talk show in order to set the record straight about his custody battle with Britney Spears. They said:

He wants to give his side and show the world he is a good father and concerned ex-husband.

It's a huge step but he could turn around the public's view that he was the reason behind Britney's meltdown.

This is a pretty big deal, since Federline doesn't usual appear on (or get invited to) TV shows. Here are some of the questions you can expect to hear during Federline's "Oprah" appearance:

-"Are you gonna finish that?"

-"Can I get some of that?"

-"Can I borrow ten bucks for the bus ride home?"

-"You got any leftover book club books? My kitchen table has one short leg."

-"Any chance I could crash here, just for the night?"

-"So, you seeing anyone?"

Oprah might ask a couple questions, too. For those of you expecting Federline to pull a Tom Cruise and jump on the couch or do something crazy, keep in mind, that would involve doing something, and that's not K-Fed's style.

These California Courts are Totally C-Blocking K-Fed

Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:40:45 GMT

You ever try to bring strippers back to the house for an afterparty when there are a 2-year old and a 1-year old crying in the next room the entire time? It's impossible.

In an ideal world, a judge would solve this problem by granting visitation rights to Britney Spears. But apparently, California judges are huge cockblocks. After agreeing to grant Britney visitation, and then saying she could have one overnight visit per week, a court has now changed its mind and taken away...

Britney Spears Gets Visitation Rights

Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:57:07 GMT

Having kids full-time is totally cramping Kevin Federline's style. He missed amateur night at Dreamgirls last night, and he might have to postpone hitting on the waitress at the Cracker Barrel tomorrow. He barely even has time to smoke anymore!

Fortunately, help is on the way. Yesterday, a court granted visitation rights to Britney Spears.

Britney Spears To Lose Her Kids

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:45:00 GMT

Effective Wednesday at noon, Britney Spears will have to give up custody of her children to Kevin Federline.

According to reports, the court's decision may be related to the recent automobile charges against Spears. Spears was charged with a hit & run and driving without a valid license, stemming from an incident in August.

Britney Must Submit To Random Drug Testing

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:01:23 GMT

Should Spears fail to comply, custody of the children will be given to Kevin Federline.

Kevin Federline's Life is Not in Danger

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:47:46 GMT

Rest easy. Despite recent accusations, there is no hitman trying to kill Kevin Federline.

Someone May Be Trying To Kill Kevin Federline

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 19:31:07 GMT

Allegedly, someone has put a hit out on Kevin Federline's life, and the FBI is investigating.

Federline Wants Spears To Pay For His Lawyers in Custody Case

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 15:37:53 GMT

Basically Federline is saying, "hey Britney, you know how I'm trying to take your children away from you? I'd like you to pay for that."

K Fed Gets Guest Spot on 'One Tree Hill'

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:51:18 GMT

He will portray a cocky rock singer in a series of shows -- a real stretch.

Spears and Federline Seeking Privacy During Custody Battle

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 21:15:56 GMT

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline met in court today for a hearing regarding the couple's ongoing child custody case. Both parties have put in a request to the judge to keep all court documents private from the media.