Keith Urban has blamed paparazzi for causing him to crash his motorcycle on the way to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Urban is no Princess of Wales and he certainly was left uninjured, but this is the kind of craziness that makes the paparazzi so slimy.

Urban wrecked his bike near his and wife Nicole Kidman's home in Sydney. He later released a statement about the accident.

"While out riding to an AA meeting, a time when my privacy is especially important to me, I felt myself being pursued. I sped up, and in an effort to elude an oncoming car, which was making an illegal U-turn, saw no choice but to drop my bike," Urban said

Keith Urban has added shows to his "Love, Pain & the Whole Crazy World Tour" that will start up on November 1 in Columbus, Ohio. Ah, right in the middle of all this farm-buying business, dude goes out on tour.

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman have purchased land in Nashville and are planning to build a farm on the property. Someone needs to break it to Urban that dyed hair, designer jeans and pop/rock do not a farm boy make.

Other performers announced include Martina McBride and George Strait.

Keith Urban added a few dates to his ongoing Love, Pain & the Whole Crazy Thing Tour, including mainly stops along the Eastern seaboard.

AC/DC has been listed by BRW as the sixth highest earning Entertainers of the year, beat out by The Wiggles and Mr. and Mrs. Keith Urban.

Sad news for the European branch of Monkeyville, the Keith Urban fan club. Dude had to postpone a bunch of dates.

If you're a Keith Urban fan, you know July will be one of the better months of the year.

2 + 2 = 5

Pop music continues to look more and more like that soup your grandma made where she threw everything she had left into a bowl.

And he wants you to know about it.