Jessica Simpson is going to be moving to Nashville, and in other news, I am going to be moving to Nashville.



Turns out my future wife wants to make a country album, and has been working with John Rich in order to make it happen.

The music industry is filled with many attractive women, and each day we'll be honoring a different one with a picture gallery, until we eventually run out and have to go into re-runs.

The monkey in question is the chimp from Fall Out Boy's "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs" video.

Yes, the same Boone's Farm that made your high school girlfriend barf blue on prom night.

Simpson reportedly hit herself in the face with a gun.

Jessica Simpson stars alongside Luke Wilson in the forthcoming movie Blonde Ambition.

Dammit!

Jessica Simpson unveiled her new fashion line of swimsuits during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in Miami last week. Not surprisingly, Simpson's show drew the largest crowds of the entire week.

Today is Jessica Simpson's 27th birthday, and as a tribute to the model of physical perfection, we present a collection of Jessica's finest moments.

Well, one of those is definitely more intriguing than the other.

Madonna led all musicians, coming in at #3 on this year's list. The Rolling Stones, Elton John and Jay-Z also managed to crack the top ten.