It seems like Courtney Love can't let her long-running -- and completely illogical -- feud with Madonna end. In a recent MySpace post, that may be legendary simply because she managed to spell 97% of the words correctly, Courtney decided to start babbling about Madonna, seemingly unprovoked.

 

She said Madonna was a great businesswoman, but a "joke" when it came to being a "relevant musician." Somehow, Courtney has decided that Madonna "never sings from her gut or heart or intuition," which is her major problem with the pop star's music.

 

This makes sense -- after all, Courtney Love is a shining example of artistic integrity. Nobody has ever accused her of having her boyfriends, husbands, or other musicians write her albums for her or anything.

 

*cough*Cobain*cough*

*cough*Reznor*cough*

*cough*Corgan*cough*

 

Oh, sorry... I have an adverse reaction to artificial indoor heat that makes me cough sometimes. Where was I? Oh yes, Courtney Love, artiste.

 

Here's her extremely articulate philosophy on how to work, and why she is better than Madonna. I think:

ambition and sass and shrewd does not equal great art- hard work and major dsicipline doesnt equal great art and all of those are great things- i covet them i have great disciplne and i do work like a bionic thing.

This is sort of like the written version of one of those magic eye paintings... every time you look at it, you see something different. That said, I'd really like to know how a bionic... thing... works. For that matter, I'd like to know what a bionic thing is, beyond some random figment of Courtney Love's imagination.

 

 

 

 

Yes, there's a documentary coming out about Cobain but now a dramatic portrayal has the greenlight. And, no, this guy is not writing it.

Man, these MySpace rambles she offers up are absolutely priceless.

Wait, but yeah you did. You had a comment. And it was published.

Courtney Love is trying to help people? She shouldn't try to help that guy I can see from my window who seems to be living in the East River.

"Sound" will be released by Visionaire and comes out in December.

Ms. Love was photographed naked on Coco Chanel's couch for the new Harper's Bazaar. Check the pic, if you dare, here.

One of them is actually called "dude/homos." I shit you not.

In her latest rambling MySpace post, Ms. Love attempts to describe why her face looks like those dudes at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Surprisingly, she remained somewhat sane throughout the show. Here is a six step program for Courtney Love to turn things around and have a hit album...

Check out this backstage footage of her after last night's performance in London.