Horror movie characters? Emo? It's more likely than you think... Here's a list of the ten most emo horror icons, with in-depth character analysis of their super-emo traits.
10. The Predator
How is the Predator emo? Well, for one thing, the Predator
in the original movie sure as hell spends a lot of time by himself, hiding in
trees, watching people from a distance. This is pretty much the vicious
vagina-mouthed alien from another planet's version of an emo teenager's
bedroom. Being that he's an alien, he must be feeling pretty lonely on this
planet, especially since everyone is really annoyed with him for simply doing
his job. I mean, he's a predator. He
doesn't mean to kill off everyone in his path, it's just all he knows. Kind of like how emo kids end up alienated
simply for being themselves.
And then there's the bleeding. In every Predator movie, the Predator or
Predators spend a lot of time just bleeding all over the place. Admittedly,
they're bleeding from war wounds, but ever see an emo kid get beaten up? There's usually some blood. And let's not
even talk about the howling and crying when a Predator has a wound to heal... come
on, emo kids cry less when someone forces a bottle of peroxide on them. Welcome
to emo-ville, Predator. Now go cry some more.
09. Jason Voorhees
Here's Jason's story: as a weird-looking outcast kid, he was
picked on and beaten up at camp. He
drowned as a result of the bullying he faced while inconsiderate camp
counselors ignored the situation to get their horny teenage rocks off. Most
modern-day emo kids can recall their school/camp days as being full of similar
torture, only without the whole drowning thing.
And while some of the early Friday
The Thirteenth movies muck around a bit with Jason's story, let's just skip
to the iconic Jason in a hockey mask with a machete. He's a lot bigger and burlier than most emo
kids, but he's still incredibly
emo. How?
01.
He didn't just come back from the dead; he came
back from the dead to cut people.
02.
Being challenged in the follicle department,
Jason can't have emo hair. So how does he hide his face? With a hockey mask. To
further earn some emo points, he manages to pull off the "hide one eye with
asymmetrical bangs" thing by simply not
having one eye. That alone makes him the most badass emo kid ever - even
more so than Pete Wentz, king of the random fistfight.
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