Granted, Prince's appearance at least year's Super Bowl halftime was a welcomed change of pace to the barf-fest that is the average halftime fare (Aerosmith, ‘N Sync, B Spears, Mary J and Nelly together, wtf?), but now that we've gotten our fill of something decent, we're back to the shitty sounds of none other than The Eagles. Rumor has it that the aging rock group, which is somehow still recording, will be next year's halftime entertainment and I'm wondering if there's a chance ol' Don Henley will bring along some 16-year-old hookers. That might make their performance at least slightly entertaining, if not only because Don couldn't keep his eyes off her.
Whatever, at least now there'll be a chance to snag some
tequila shooters and shitty corn chips in the middle of all those commercials. The
site that broke this story rumor said the likelihood of a deal being struck was
"90 percent," as though that's even measurable. Also, Garth Brooks was the
first choice. Too bad he's busy with bigger and better things.
