Our friends at Blender have calculated probable dates of death for both Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. Surprisingly, it seems neither has very long to go.
In a shocking upset, Spears is expected to last all the way until 2016 (age 34), while Lohan is expected to die in 2010 (at age 24). This may come as a surprise to most people, as Britney appears to already have a foot in the grave.
I don’t know about this one. With all that Britney's been through lately, it’s hard to believe Lohan could be favored over Spears in a death pool. Oh, well – you can’t fight science!
