Maynard James Keenan has always been somewhat of a mystery even to most of the people that consider themselves die hard Tool fans, and now he is fast becoming even more of an enigma. Puscifer, Keenan's "collaborative" group featuring Primus drummer Tim Alexander, songstress Lisa Germano, and actress Milla Jovovich (Fifth Element anyone?) plans on releasing an album by mid-October. The strange part? Keenan described the music to Rolling Stone as "definitely not thinking man’s music...but groove-oriented music that makes you feel good.”

 

I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but one of the songs is titled "Cuntry Boner." To see "Cuntry Boner" with your own two eyes, visit wildlotus.org.

 

God, I hope you know what you're doing, Maynard. After all, it is "In Maynard We Trust."