Well good job there, Riley Giles. You've nabbed yourself Ms. Lindsay Lohan, one of our favorite actresses/women of song. Though we were pretty sure after she finished rehab this time, Lindsay was finally going to be ours, it looks like you've won. For now. Rather than challenge you to a duel, which would undoubtedly end in us schooling your pansy boy snowboarder ass be childish and uncivilized, we will accept defeat and offer you this "mixtape" as a token of congratulations. May you choke on your next sandwich have a long and magnificent relationship with our favorite red head.

 

After all, she deserves a little happiness.

 

 


 

1) REM - Superman

We know you're not listening to the words. You're just feeling like superman.

 

2) Queen - We Are the Champions

Let's face it - you are a champion, bro.

 

3) TLC - Waterfalls

We're not ones for starting rumors, but don't forget "Fez" was there first. Nuff said.

 

4) Free- All Right Now

We bet it's all right.

 

5) Skee-Lo - I wish

Shut up. You don't have to wish for anything, dipsh*t.

 

6) Crazy Bitch

Hey, we never said she was the kinda girl we wanted to take home to momma!