Listen, if Diddy's gonna get in a club brawl, then Diddy's gonna get in a club brawl. He's not gonna face charges, because he's Diddy. This well-known fact was once again confirmed when prosecutors decided not to press charges against the rapper in relation to a club brawl from mid-October.
Diddy's attorney said:
Both Mr. Combs and I are pleased that the DA's office and the police department conducted a very thorough investigation and came to this conclusion.
He then continued, "I mean, let's be real, we knew nothing was going to happen. My client is Diddy. How many club brawls has he been involved in? I can think of, like, twenty, and that's just off the top of my head. Some of those involved guns. Whatever. The man sang "Mo' Money Mo' Problems," for crying out loud. We all know he's above the law. We put on this little charade where we act like he could potentially face legal rammifications for his actions, but seriously, we all know the deal. So while we appreciate the court's swift and fair decision, next time, could we just skip the formality? My client is a busy man. He can't spend all his time in court... He has to get out there and get into new nightclub brawls! Thank you."
Time to crack open the Ciroc!
