This one is pretty self explanatory. They might be good albums, they might not be, but who cares when the covers are this bad?
10. Johnny Cash - Bitter Tears (Ballads of the American Indian)
Because: Hey, Karate Kid, where's Mr. Miyagi?

9. Willie Nelson - Always On My Mind
Because: As a general rule, Willie Nelson should not wear rave gear. And is that a ski jacket? WTF?

8. Garth Brooks - The Chase
Because: I'm not sure whether to listen to this or just move my pawn up to D4.

7. Reba McEntire - Sweet Sixteen
Because: The pose is almost as bad as the outfit and the outfit is almost as ugly as the hair.

6. Jo Dee Messina - Delicious Surprise
Because: I don't care how good it is, I just lost my appetite.

5. Waylon Jennings - Ladies Love Outlaws
Because: There's a big difference between outlaw country and pedophile country.

4. Big & Rich - Horse of a Different Color and Comin' to your City
Because: If these album covers were adjectives they'd be 'shitty' and 'shittier.'
3. Dolly Parton - Bubbling Over
Because: Honestly, I have no idea what she's going for here. It looks like something Salvador Dali might do if he was autistic.

2. Toby Keith - Honky Tonk University and Boomtown
Because: Album covers should not be designed in Microsoft Paint.
1. The Louvin Brothers - Satan is Real
Because: If Satan is real, he's probably as pissed off about this album cover as I am.




