This one is pretty self explanatory. They might be good albums, they might not be, but who cares when the covers are this bad?

 

 

10. Johnny Cash - Bitter Tears (Ballads of the American Indian)

 

Because: Hey, Karate Kid, where's Mr. Miyagi?

 



 

9. Willie Nelson - Always On My Mind

 

Because: As a general rule, Willie Nelson should not wear rave gear. And is that a ski jacket? WTF?

 



 

8. Garth Brooks - The Chase

 

Because: I'm not sure whether to listen to this or just move my pawn up to D4.

 



 

7. Reba McEntire - Sweet Sixteen

 

Because: The pose is almost as bad as the outfit and the outfit is almost as ugly as the hair.

 



 

6. Jo Dee Messina - Delicious Surprise

 

Because: I don't care how good it is, I just lost my appetite.

 



 

5. Waylon Jennings - Ladies Love Outlaws

 

Because: There's a big difference between outlaw country and pedophile country.



 

4. Big & Rich - Horse of a Different Color and Comin' to your City

 

Because: If these album covers were adjectives they'd be 'shitty' and 'shittier.'

 

 

 

3. Dolly Parton - Bubbling Over

 

Because: Honestly, I have no idea what she's going for here. It looks like something Salvador Dali might do if he was autistic.

 



 

2. Toby Keith - Honky Tonk University and Boomtown

 

Because: Album covers should not be designed in Microsoft Paint.

 

 

 

1. The Louvin Brothers - Satan is Real

 

Because: If Satan is real, he's probably as pissed off about this album cover as I am.