T.I. and his bodyguard were picked up over the weekend on multiple weapons charges after the bodyguard supposedly tried to buy machine guns and silencers. One more time, a No. 1 selling and award-winning hip hop artist was nabbed trying to buy machine guns and silencers. Next time you're kickin' it in the ATL and you see T.I.'s crew headed your way, I strongly suggest you turn your head and act like you didn't see them.

In fact, I insist. Tip's bodyguard later admitted to purchasing nine guns for T.I. (including past purchases) and about 17 for other people in the rapper's posse. That amounts to about 26 guns in case you don't have a calculator handy. Twenty-six guns. In a related story, T.I. now has his own military. Oh, by the way, the 27-year-old rapper is a convicted felon.