Let's skip the dork jokes and get straight to the story...
System of a Down drummer John Dolmayan is starting an online comic store in November. Torpedo Comics will feature millions of items, ranging in price from very, very cheap to very, very expensive. He'll be selling a wide variety of products, including comic books, toys, action figures and other memorabilia.
Perhap the Justice League can convince System of a Down to stop screwing around with side projects and record a new album.
