If you weren't already aware of Steve-O's absolutely ridiculous MySpace presence before this, as I might not have been, I apologize for what is about to happen.
In a number of increasingly strange MySpace blog posts over the past few weeks, Mr. O revealed that he was working on a rap album apparently as some way of saving the world. I hope this is a joke:
To anyone that chooses to be critical of my decision to make this rap album, I've got bad news for you, it's a great album. I've been recording it with the producers of the one and only G-Unit and it is, indisputably, incredible, and made by the most talented people in rap music. So, since there's no criticizing the quality of my album, anyone who chooses to will do nothing but sell units for me-- if that's what you're into, let me thank you ahead of time. Thank you. Something about embarking on this album-recording mission made me feel compelled to get back into a really unhealthy lifestyle consisting of heavy, major, drug abuse. I don't know why that is, but, I can't change that now. I can't change the fact that I'm solely responsible for the fact that my family and loved ones have been worried beyond sick about me, and that I've been very much "off the radar" for so much of this time. The only thing I can do about that is assure everyone that I'm, indeed, in a much better place than I was a couple of weeks ago, and that I'm simply swamped by this monstrous ocean of work that I've chosen to take on.
Not enough? Here's some sample lyrics from the song "Paparazzi Beater."
I beat paparazzi,
like Tommy Lee,
if they don't take a picture of me.
I throw them down the block,
like Kid Rock,
if I don't them flashbulbs go off.
I'm narcisistic,
I can be sadistic,
pull out your camera or I will go ballstic,
that's gosh dang, darn diddly right
I'm masochistic,
you stupid mutherfucker,
point that camera at me and get some flics.
With a body like mine,
it would be a crime,
not to photograph me all the time...
I'm currently at a loss for words, but feel free to catch yourself up at O's MySpace page.
No word yet on a release date.
