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BOO! Did I just scare you? If not, imagine you didn't just read it, but rather, were coming out of a room and I was hiding outside of it, unbeknownst to you. Oh, and imagine me as approximately 9 feet tall, with creepy eyes that glow in the dark, and hands with claws on them. And don't picture me as walking, but hovering a few feet off the ground with a cloud of smoke around me. Spooky, no? Maybe a bit creepy? Kind of a good time, nonetheless, because you know I'm totally harmless? Yep, that's what spooky ringtones are all about, as well.
Much like the best holiday of all the holidays ever, Halloween, spooky ringtones combine creepy, scary, and odd with fun and silliness. They're not for everyone, but for the people who enjoy that sort of thing? They're perfect! When someone who has a slightly macabre sense of humor puts a spooky ringtone on their phone, their friends end up laughing saying, "that's so [insert name here]!" Though they actually use the person's name, since most people know their friend's names. However, I don't know your friends names. I'm just a creepy, hovering monster lady, not a psychic. Stop expecting so much from me.
But, yes. Spooky ringtones. They're fun, they're different, and they'll definitely make people notice. And while some people may say, "hey dude, Halloween isn't until October, what's with the spooky stuff?" you can simply say, "your mom isn't until October" [ignoring that it makes no sense to say that] or start singing "Every Day is Halloween" by Ministry. Or maybe point out that people can be in a spooky mood any time of the year... there's no way to explain the popularity of all those ghost hunting shows, otherwise. Okay, enough from me. Get yourself some spooky ringtones now!
