Entertainment Tonight is reporting that someone has put a contract hit out on Kevin Federline's life, and that the FBI is investigating.
Allegedly, the FBI has made several attempts to contact Federline and let him know that he may be in trouble.
From ET's website:
Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger.
Sources within the FBI tell ET that this is the bureau's standard operating procedure when someone's life is threatened.
ET has been working this story for the past two months. When contacted, the FBI told us that the bureau cannot confirm or deny an investigation.
This brings up many questions. Why has the FBI been unable to reach Federline? Why is an organization that's supposed to be top-secret discussing policies with Entertainment Weekly? Who would want to kill Kevin Federline when, both career-wise and socially, he's already killed himself? As is the standard with celebrity journalism, ET never names its source for this information. I know what you're thinking: "this is completely fabricated." But wait. ET claims it has "multiple sources" for this story. So let's assume the credibility of the average tabloid source is 5%. Seems about right, no? Well, someone with inside info about the FBI has to be at least 4 times more knowledgeable than the average person, bringing us up to 20%. Now keep in mind, there are "multiple sources." If "multiple" means 5 -- which seems reasonable -- then that equals one perfectly credible source! See, this has to be true. Watch your back, K-Fed!
