In unexpected-yet-unsurprising news, Slash attended the Anna Nicole Smith funeral, which was held in the Bahamas.

 

It was probably the closest we as a society ever got to seeing the "November Rain" solo take place in real life. Or, better yet, perhaps Slash just stole his moves back from Avenged Sevenfold and played on top of the casket. After all, what would be a more fitting way to say goodbye to America's Sweetheart?

 

 




We'll miss you, Anna Nicole.

 

 

 

(PS - When I die, someone needs to re-enact a montage of these two videos at my burial. I'm begging you.)