Now that you're done laughing...
Word on the street is that fifteen year old Miley Cyrus -- singer and star of the hit teen show "Hannah Montana" -- may be knocked up. A photo has been floating around the Internet showing a page of the new issue of J-14 Magazine. The caption reads:
Yes, sadly it's true. Miley herself confirmed the pregnancy rumors during a J-14 interview. "I'm going to take good care of my baby. I've already gained 7 pounds. I was in real shock when it happened accidentally. I went a little too far. I'm sorry to all of my fans."
Oddly, the J-14 website has nothing about Hannah Montana at
all, unless you count the story about The Rock guest starring on a new episode
of the show.
Here is the picture in question:
Time for some rumor control:
Here are the reasons why this rumor could potentially be true...
-She's a pop star, and pop stars are crazy
-These things happens
-She's a rising star, and plenty of guys would probably like to seize the opportunity to be the next generation's K-Fed
-Her #1 role model in life is the guy who sang "Achey Breaky Heart"
And here are the reasons why it's probably not...
-The rumor began on the Internet
-It would probably go down as the biggest career-killing move in history, and she'd have to be really, really stupid (even for a pop star)
-The picture looks like a basic Photoshop job
-The rumor began on the Internet
-J-14 Magazine is targeted at 10-year olds; this isn't the type of story that would do them any good to print
-Did I mention the rumor began on the Internet?
And finally, the most overwhelming reason why Hannah Montana can't be pregnant:
I always wear protection.
(Sorry, I gotta go, some guy named Chris Hansen is on the phone.)
