It's a big week for popular musicians on "The Tonight Show" this week. Check out the schedule...

 

Monday (6/25) - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Tuesday (6/26) - Mandy Moore

Thursday (6/28) - Velvet Revolver

Friday (6/29) - Breaking Benjamin

 

Wednesday's show opts to skip the musical act and have "Mad Scientist David Willey" perform. Mad scientists exist? Awesome. In the interest of political objectivity, I've got three jokes for this one...

 

 

Democrat version: Mad Scientist? Hmm, must be someone who believes that God exists.

 

Republic version: Mad Scientist? Hmm, must be someone who believes in evolution and global warming.

 

Independent version: Mad Scientist? Hmm, yeah I don't care either way.