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You're probably asking yourself, "why should I get a polyphonic ringtone when I can just get a standard monophonic ringtone?" And no offense, but that's a stupid question. Asking why you should get polyphonic ringtones is like asking why you should buy a mansion when all your stuff fits nicely in a studio apartment. Or like asking why anyone would own a BMW when a 1993 Mercury Topaz also has four wheels and a windshield. In other words, polyphonic ringtones are way better than monophonic ringtones, and you need to get polyphonic ringtones now. In fact, I can't even fathom the type of person who is still buying monophonic ringtones. They must wear Starter Jackets and flannel shirts and drink Crystal Pepsi and play with snap bracelets and do all sorts of stuff like that. Whatever they're doing, they're way out of touch, because monophonic ringtones are lame and out of date. Polyphonic ringtones are so much better, and you can get them by clicking the links above and below.
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