As if you didn't already have plenty of reasons to dislike Poison, the band has decided to do an album of covers, Poison'd. In the process they'll be tackling classics like David Bowie's "Suffragette City" and The Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers."
Hey, Poison ... stop. Just stop.
The album is due June 4/5 and is their first since 2002's dismally titled Hollyweird.
In another ultra-lame detail, some of the tracks will come from previous releases. It's easy enough to record an album of covers, but then to not actually record an entire album of covers? Shit doesn't get more washed up than that folks.
Also, lead singer Bret Michaels is set to star in VH1's new reality show, "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels." I stand corrected. It does get more washed up.
p.s. - Best/worst album cover ever?
Here's the destruction tracklist:
1. Little Willy (originally performed by Sweet)
2. Suffragette City (originally performed by David Bowie)
3. I Never Cry (originally performed by Alice Cooper)
4. I Need to Know (originally performed by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
5. Can't You See (originally performed by The Marshall Tucker Band)
6. What I Like About You (originally performed by The Romantics)
7. Dead Flowers (originally performed by The Rolling Stones)
8. Just What I Needed (originally performed by The Cars)
9. Rock and Roll All Nite (originally performed by Kiss)
10. Squeeze Box (originally performed by The Who)
11. You Don't Mess Around With Jim (originally performed by Jim Croce)
12. Your Mama Don't Dance (originally performed by Loggins & Messina)
13. We're An American Band (originally performed by Grand Funk Railroad)
