Well, he's not accepting applications. The position has already been filled by some 31-year-old nutter who has been stalking him for over a year now.
Police have cautioned Sue Ellingham, who was born in the United States, that she will be deported, should she make contact with Coxon again. She has been cited for harassment and criminal damage.
It all started when she met Coxon after a show and was unable to seduce him. Since then, she has:
- written abusive missives on his Web site
- made false claims about his sex life
- shown up at his house
- show up at his kid's school
- trashed his farmhouse
And despite there being rather compelling evidence that she's out of her damned mind, it took the farmhouse trashing for anyone to actually do anything about her. Hopefully, Graham's nightmare is over -- both for him, and whoever she'd end up stalking if she got sent back to the US. My guess? Rivers Cuomo.
