Okay, now that I have your attention... I must be fair and let you know that while, yes, there is a Pete Wentz sex tape... it's a tape of a scene that was filmed for a short movie called Goodnight Moon. I'll tell you, though, the fact that it is a scripted movie scene in no way makes this any less hot. To the point that I had to make an executive decision and decide to watch the movie in the privacy of my own home, rather than here at the esteemed Shoutmouth headquarters.
Oh, the sacrifices I make for my co-workers.
Should you be inclined to watch the movie and are in a place where you can comfortably do so, here are the links. Embedding is disabled, and it's chopped into a few different YouTube videos, but as far as I can tell, it's well worth it.
And for the record, since people think Fall Out Boy can do no wrong in my world? Yeah... Pete still isn't a very good actor. But let's be honest -- who is watching this for acting ability?
**Note, there is some brief female boobage in this, as well, so um, don't watch it if you're not old enough to watch that sort of thing. Or if you're at work. If you ignore this warning and get in trouble, don't come complaining to me -- I'll just point to the warning and call you dumb.**
