Despite stupid, made up tabloid reports to the contrary [which I have refused to acknowledge for two reasons -- one, I thought they were lies and two, they nauseated me], Pete has no intention of "being a father" any time soon. Thank the benevolent forces of the world for this.
He put it simply:
"I'm definitely not ready to be a father. I can barely take care of my dog."
Good news! GOOD NEWS! Though maybe not the best news for Hemingway... even though I'm sure the little guy lives just fine.
He added, concerning the tabloids that make things up, "Ninety per cent of it is laughable. It also makes me wonder about other people written about in there. That stuff can't be true. A lot of it is just mixed up facts and not real." I think he's genuinely baffled by the whole tabloid coverage of his life -- but that's what happens when you date someone who is pretty much just famous for, well... being famous.
Anyway, I'm now in a very good mood, and I am sure a lot of you are, as well. The idea of Pete Wentz as "a father" really, really did not sit well with me and I am a perfectly happy girl sitting in my corner, as I write this.
Thanks to bankthenine for the tip, and the excuse to post my favorite Pete Wentz picture ever.
