Well... sort of. In a recent interview with Blender, he spoke about how he -- rather poorly -- evades fans seeking him at local hotels.
First up:
"I used to stay under Weezy F. Baby, Lil' Wayne's nickname, but then I thought, 'What if somebody shows up and wants to shoot this dude?'"
Yes, what if? Okay, let's work this out, bit-by-bit:
01. If you are famous, and don't want to be found at a hotel, don't use another famous person's name.
02. Along those same lines, don't use another famous person's name that sounds entirely made up.
03. Further, here are some other names that you may not want to use:
- Ron Mexico
- Incognito Johnson
- Petey Pablo
- Deep Throat
- Big Baby Jesus
- President Bush
- Homer Thompson
Really, he'd be best off using "Pete Wentz" because nobody would even think to ask, "hey, is there a Pete Wentz staying here?"
But then, my golden boy went on to say something truly astounding:
"I don't know how they find me. Right now, I'm staying under the name Nick Papagiorgio from National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation."
Okay, imagine me typing this v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y:
They find you, because you tell major magazines your aliases.
Allow me to repeat, so this sinks in:
They find you, because you tell major magazines your aliases.
I'm here all day, every day, Pete. Just come to me for advice, and I'll take care of you.
