Here's hoping he becomes a mer-man... MER-MAN!! and ultimately opens the Pete Wentz Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, if he makes it.

 

Gossip Queen Perez Hilton is reporting that Pete has officially signed with One(M) Modeling Agency, obviously looking to expand his vast empire that includes Fall Out Boy, a record label, a clothing company, and a bar.

 

I don't see any reason why he shouldn't be a male model, in all honesty, and in the spirit of a TomZ post about Jessica Simpson, here are some reasons why he should:

 

 

 

The best part is, I didn't even have to look for those. They're just in my personal collection.