Apparently, speculation over their last post [you know, the one where they pretty much said "we're having major problems and can't even finish a week of tour dates, but maybe someday we'll tell you the whole story"?] has Paramore a bit upset. [Scroll down two posts for the entire content] See, they're, like, totally not breaking up, and how could people have come to such a conclusion?
Here's the far more rushed post they put up today:
since we posted the last entry, we’ve gotten tons of phone calls and people posting things on websites saying that we are breaking up. i just want to make it clear, though, that by posting two nights ago we weren’t saying the band was over. we posted because we are going through hard times and we felt that because we have a really good support system in you guys, our fans, it would be better for us to just be honest about what’s going on - even though, it was a pretty vague explanation. man, some of the rumors that i’ve heard going around are insane! it’s weird how out of hand things can get even when you just try to tell a simple truth. (for the record, my eggo is not preggo). anyway, we just need to take time to make this band the best it can be… and we are doing that now.thank you for all the love and the encouragement you guys have shown. and WE WILL! be seeing you guys on the 27th of March in Orlando, FL
Where shall I place the over/under on "too bad" or "damnit!" posts?
I also lose about, oh, 6,000 respect points for Hayley Williams -- who I already had an issue with for any and every "did you dye your hair like that because of Paramore?" comment I've ever gotten [answer: "no, she does hers that way because of me"] -- for using "my eggo is not preggo." Disgusting! Little "cute" abbreviations and slang like that actually hurt me more than someone rubbing balloons between their legs while scratching their nails down a chalkboard.
Anyway, it looks like Paramore lives... for now. But we'll see how they fare if they do actually head out on that March tour... I'm still betting it won't last.
