The Osbournes have sold their house to Christina Aguilera, according to British tabloid The Sun. Ozzy & Co. decided to move due to the constant presence of fans around the residence. The Beverly Hills mansion that was made famous on MTV's "The Osbournes" had reportedly become overrun by unwanted visitors, and the security bill had gotten outrageous. The Osbournes have chosen to relocate to a gated community.

 

Hopefully Aguilera buys a white couch for the house, then puts on a revealing outfit and lays out, like in the picture above.

 

In semi-related news, The Sun insinuates that Jack Osbourne had sex with Paris Hilton. Whatever you thought of Paris before, if this is true, then she's officially tarnished now.

 

 

[Once again, all this info comes from a British tabloid that has the credibility of a crackhead.  Keep that in mind.]