Does that title make it sound like skateboards are reproducing? Oh well.

 

The Offspring has begun offering skate decks at the band's website. For those who don't know, a skate deck is a skateboard without the wheels. The price is a little steep at $38, but at least you'll look really fly as the manager of Denny's is shooing you away from his curb with a broomstick.

 

Click here to see the skateboard.