Meanwhile, everyone who knows who Russell Brand is, nods their heads in agreement. Lucky for them, though, the strange British actor/comedian/radio presenter isn't virtually stalking them. Noel, on the other hand....
The NME reports Brand has been photographed wearing a garland that says "Noel I love you too", which is somehow related to Noel's gala fortieth birthday party -- set for May 29th.
Speaking about the strange performer, Noel said:
The boy's desperate cries for love are pathetic, yet strangely compelling. I thought we had a strictly platonic relationship based on nothing more than our rapier-like wit and a mutual lusting for my missus.
Seems all along he's just wanted to use me like one of his blow-up dolls. I'm disgusted yet strangely intrigued.
Perhaps there's a romp with Noel and his missus in the future for Mr. Brand? If so, may I make a request now, for my good friends at YouTube? Please. Do not be there.
