God help us all. It's bad enough that a member of the cast of Desperate Housewives thinks she's allowed to make an album (perhaps inspired by the news of ScarJo's unlikely Tom Waits cover album). It's bad enough she wants to make an album of duets with some dude she's engaged to. But then add to that the fact that her fiancé is none other than Michael Bolton, and you've got yourself a guaranteed spot in the Worst Album of the Year list. I can't wait.