Nevermind Baby: 'I feel like I'm the world's biggest porn star'

Spencer Elden, who was photograhed in 1991 for the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind (and is now 17), told MTV: "Yeah, it's kind of creepy that that many people have seen me naked. I feel like I'm the world's biggest porn star." Yeah, for pederasts.

Elden goes to Eagle Rock High School in Eagle Rock, California and is, by all accounts, a pretty normal dude. "It's kind of cool, knowing that I've been on an album cover, but I feel pretty normal about it because growing up, I've always known I was the Nirvana baby. It never really struck me as like, 'Oh, shit — that's me on the cover.' It's always just been whatever for me. At the time, my parents didn't know who Nirvana was. No one really knew who they were. And then all of a sudden, it took off, and I just happened to be on the album cover." Did I say "normal"? I meant "self-righteous." Did you seriously just refer to yourself as "the Nirvana baby"?

I'll let him out-douche himself: "I have to use stupid pickup lines like, 'You want to see my penis ... again.'"

Here he is:

Emo.