If you're a parent looking to make some extra cash by letting your child get molested and then suing, I've got some bad news. Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch is facing foreclosure.
TMZ has obtained documents showing Neverland on a list of future foreclosures. Of course they did. How long until judges start faxing their decisions directly to TMZ? Anyway, the King of Pop owes over $23 million in delinquent loans. But hey, Thriller made over $4 billion, so all he has to do is release another album one-tenth as good as Thriller. That should be easy enough. Get on it, MJ. And don't even think about hiding out in Bahrain; we've got troops in the area and we will not hesitate to send a couple Marines after your broke ass.
