Nelly Furtado has reportedly gotten engaged to boyfriend Demacio Castellon. Producer and Furtado collaborator Timbaland confirmed to People Magazine that the two were engaged.

 

Furtado and Castellon -- which I believe is Spanish for "lucky bastard" -- met in 2005. Congratulations to both of them.

 

 

[We need a word that means the opposite of congratulations, so we have something to say to other guys whenever a hot chick is taken off their market. "Oh, your friend Sarah got engaged? Discongratulations, man... she was hot."]