Well, we wouldn't necessarily love to see them, but we do think they'd provide endless entertainment -- while they lasted, anyway. Tom and pixie picked 7 -- you tell us what you think of our choices.
07: Avril Lavigne and Pete Doherty:
Tom: When Avril Lavigne married Deryck of Sum 41, she made him quit drugs. Pete does more drugs than anyone on earth. This would be the ultimate stand-off. This would be like the Cold War, Part 2.
pixie: The best part of this union would be the video of drug-free Avril doing coke in the studio! Because no woman is immune to Pete Doherty’s charms. I’m pretty sure he has injected Sex Panther at least once or twice. That’s the only way to explain it.
06. Lily Allen and Noel Gallagher:
pixie: The entire country of England would have to become journalists to cover the amount of stupid shit these two said daily.
Tom: At least Noel writes songs to go along with his shit-talking.
pixie: Yeah, but he doesn’t look as cute in a white frilly dress.
05a. Morrissey and Anyone But Morrissey:
05b. Ricky Martin and Any Girl on Earth:
Tom: Just kidding. Okay, not really.
pixie: And really, do we have to explain these?
04. Diddy and Jessica Simpson:
Tom: She can wear her cleavage shirt from the other day and walk to Brooklyn for cheesecake.
pixie: Unfortunately, she’ll end up in Hoboken and come back with a pack of Kraft singles and a Hostess coffee cake.
Tom: At least she’ll look hot doing it.
03. Sanjaya Malakar and Michael Jackson:
Tom: I thought the lesbian couple would be hotter.
02. Britney Spears and Robbie Williams:
Tom: That could prove my theory that Red Bull is just as bad as coke if you put those two together to watch who is crazier.
pixie: Expensive rehab centers the world over would start planning what they’ll do with the bundles of cash brought in by this unholy union.
Tom: They’d send them brochures in the mail, like colleges do to high school kids – they’ve been accepted for early admission.
pixie: My main concern is they could possibly record a duet before they went to rehab.
Tom: On the bright side, this wouldn’t be the first time Britney made out with a British pop star.
pixie: Yeah, but Robbie should appeal more to her alleged lesbian tendencies than Madonna did.
01. Akon and Madonna:
pixie: This would be the ultimate power couple. She steals babies from African nations. He owns diamond mines in Africa. Everyone knows kids work in diamond mines in Africa. These two are destined to come together for love – and profit.
Tom: That’s wrong. But… yes.
Honorable Mention: Ruben Studdard and Kelly Clarkson:
pixie: Are you nuts? He’ll eat her. Then he’ll have to go for Carrie Underwood.
Tom: Carrie Underwood wouldn’t be enough of a meal for him.
pixie: Guess it's Ruben and the chick from The Gossip, then.
