And, yes, Maynard James Keenan has put himself at the front of the pack for funniest album title of the year.
The title? V Is for Vagina -- out October 30th. I don't think that V touched upon that word in his ramblings during V for Vendatta, but I could be mistaken...
Keenan goes on to further elucidate (actually he kind of does the opposite of that):
I’m on a mission. I’ve been assigned to be the guardian of a highly classified, highly effective Sonic Weapon of Mass Disruption. This sonic technology when 'unleashed,' if you will, causes parts of the anatomy to vibrate uncontrollably. … Their bodies will appear to be abducted by the Soul Train, as if J.Lo were auditioning for the 'Thriller' video.
So, yeah, old Maynard has been thinking a whole lot about Jennifer Lopez' vagina. I guess that also means that other Puscifer contributors Tim Alexander, Jonny Polonsky, Lisa Germano, and Milla Jovovich have been, too. You heard it here first, people, Milla Jovovich loves J. Lo's vagina.
Back to Vendatta:
Nope, he doesn't say "vagina."
