David Bowie: 'You're welcome.'

 

And...yes, that was a joke about the ol' Bowie/Jagger legend.

 

In all seriousness, Jagger was recently accused of being 'tight' (read: cheap) by his ex, Jerry Hall.

 

Mick responded, "Oh, no you better don't!" I mean, he said, "I have always paid all the expenses for the children as well as the lion's share of the costs relating to her lifestyle."

 

To tell you the truth, I can't really see him being too cheap. He's got more money than you can shake a stick at. I can, however, see him in bed with David Bowie.