Well, it's not like this eight-minute softcore porn is going to get shown anywhere else....

 

You can watch it here, but not at work, unless you happen to work where I do, because I'm supposed to watch this stuff at work.  By the way, while I'm not shy about liking porn, some of Miss Evan Rachel Wood's screams during the sexy times made me feel a bit uncomfortable since I'm at work and didn't want the guys to think I was actually watching free-for-all porn over here.

 

Okay? Got that? Do not watch this at work!

 

It's actually kind of artistic, though Manson almost constantly getting it on remains kind of gross.